Would You Rather

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Would you rather be unable to tell the difference between babies and bread loaves or between muffins and hamsters?

Would you rather be a dragon that can't breathe fire or a vampire that can't turn into a bat?

Would you rather have to say 'hashtag' before every sentence or end every sentence with 'according to my research'?

Would you rather be able to control hair growth all over your body or never have bad breath again?

Would you rather have the power to heal any disease but take on the symptoms for 24 hours or the power to solve any crime but experience the crime in your dreams?

Would you rather have a pet unicorn that poops glitter or a pet dragon that sneezes fire?

Would you rather be a famous athlete who is constantly injured or an average athlete who never gets injured?

Would you rather have a personal theme song that plays whenever you enter a room or a laugh track that plays after everything you say?

Would you rather have a permanent rainbow above your head or a personal rain cloud that follows you?

Would you rather have an unlimited gift card to a store you never shop at or a $50 gift card to your favorite store that replenishes monthly?

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future?

Would you rather be famous but ridiculed or anonymous but respected?

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or survive without water for a year?

Would you rather be a famous movie star with a dark personal secret or an anonymous person with a completely open life?

Would you rather have the ability to talk to deceased relatives or celebrities?

Would you rather live in a world with only one season of your choosing or a world with all seasons but each only lasts a single day?

Would you rather live in a house underwater or a house in the clouds?

Would you rather have a pie chart showing the breakdown of how you spend your time floating above your head or a counter showing how many lies you've told in your life?

Would you rather be the best player on a losing team or the worst player on a winning team?

Would you rather know how you'll die or when you'll die?

Would you rather be a character in a horror movie or a romantic comedy?

Would you rather be able to change the color of anything by touching it or change the smell of anything by sniffing it?

Would you rather have the ability to see one minute into the future or relive one minute of the past?

Would you rather have one perfect day that you could relive over and over or a normal lifespan with normal ups and downs?

Would you rather have to say everything you're thinking or never speak again?

Would you rather all your clothes be two sizes too big or one size too small?

Would you rather always wear clothes that are two sizes too big or one size too small?

Would you rather be the inventor of a popular social media platform that is secretly making society worse or an unknown scientist who has cured a disease but gets no credit?

Would you rather smell like onions when you're nervous or sound like a dolphin when you laugh?

Would you rather have the power to make anyone fall in love with you or the power to make anyone tell you the truth?

Would you rather have a third eye or a second nose?

Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or allergic to smartphones?

Would you rather explore the deep sea or deep space?

Would you rather everything you eat taste like your favorite food or everything you drink taste like your favorite beverage?

Would you rather have a personal butler who criticizes everything you do or a personal chef who only cooks food you're allergic to?

Would you rather have a nose that can smell emotions or ears that can hear plants grow?

Would you rather have unlimited international first-class tickets or never have to pay for food at restaurants?

Would you rather be able to speak to your food or have your food speak to you before you eat it?

Would you rather be able to talk to fruit until it goes bad or hear the thoughts of shoes as they're worn?

Would you rather have a permanent laugh track follow you around or have every food taste like your least favorite vegetable?

Would you rather be the smartest person in a small company or the average person in a prestigious company?

Would you rather have a photographic memory for everything you read or never forget a face?

Would you rather have the ability to speak to the dead but only about trivial matters or speak to the living but only about profound topics?

Would you rather have a pocket-sized version of your favorite animal that never grows up or a life-sized plushie of your favorite animal that can move and make noises like the real thing?

Would you rather have the ability to speak to ghosts or create a ghost doppelgänger of yourself?

Would you rather have a superpower that's active only when you're embarrassed or a superpower that activates only when someone compliments you?

Would you rather have incredibly fast typing skills or incredibly fast reading skills?

Would you rather have a photographic memory or be able to forget anything you want?

Would you rather have a tiny elephant (size of a cat) as a pet or a giant hamster (size of a horse) as a pet?

Would you rather have fingernails that grow at 10 times the normal rate or eyelashes that grow at 20 times the normal rate?

Would you rather live in a world where everything is musical or everything is a food fight?

Would you rather always have to skip everywhere or always have to moonwalk?

Would you rather have a permanent smile plastered on your face or a permanent look of shock?

Would you rather have a photographic memory of everything you've ever eaten or every outfit you've ever worn?

Would you rather always have to say everything that comes to mind or never be able to speak again?

Would you rather be able to speak every language in the world or play every musical instrument perfectly?

Would you rather age backwards or sideways?

Would you rather never be able to use a touchscreen again or never be able to use a keyboard again?

Would you rather be stuck in an elevator for 24 hours with your celebrity crush or your role model?

Would you rather have a lifetime supply of your favorite ice cream that never melts or your favorite hot beverage that stays the perfect temperature forever?

Would you rather be able to stop time but be unable to move while time is stopped or be able to rewind time by 10 seconds but get violently dizzy each time?

Would you rather never get another headache or never get another paper cut?

Would you rather be able to teleport to places you've seen on TV or be able to talk to fictional characters?

Would you rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die?

Would you rather have the ability to rewind time by 24 hours once a month or pause time for 1 hour once a week?

Would you rather be known as the person who always falls down stairs or the person who always walks into glass doors?

Would you rather have tiny T-Rex arms or flamingo legs?

Would you rather have pizza-scented perfume or cookie-scented deodorant?

Would you rather have the ability to talk to animals or speak all human languages?

Would you rather have a permanent halo visible above your head or permanent devil horns?

Would you rather speak in a random accent every day or speak in a random language every sentence (that you're fluent in)?

Would you rather be able to control the weather or have the ability to control technology with your mind?

Would you rather have a rewind button for your life but it only works for minor inconveniences or a fast-forward button that works for anything but skips the good parts too?

Would you rather make a noise like a car alarm when you're nervous or sweat maple syrup when you're stressed?

Would you rather wake up every morning with a different hairstyle that you can't change or a different voice that you can't control?

Would you rather only be able to communicate through interpretive dance or only be able to speak in rhymes?

Would you rather be able to control dreams but never remember them or remember all dreams but have nightmares half the time?

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?

Would you rather have a tail that wags when you're happy or ears that droop when you're sad?

Would you rather live in a world where all disputes are settled with thumb wrestling or rock-paper-scissors?

Would you rather have a lifetime supply of free socks or free batteries?

Would you rather be famous for something terrible you didn't do or be anonymous for something amazing you did?

Would you rather live in a world with no problems but no excitement, or a world with both major challenges and major joys?

Would you rather live in a house made of cheese that slowly regenerates when eaten or a house made of chocolate that never melts?

Would you rather know all the mysteries of the universe or all the mysteries of the human mind?

Would you rather never be stuck in traffic again or never have to clean again?

Would you rather be able to hear the thoughts of everyone within 10 feet of you or be invisible for 10 minutes once a day?

Would you rather be the best chef in the world or the best musician?

Would you rather have the ability to read minds or predict the future?

Would you rather live in a world with no Internet or a world with no air conditioning and heating?

Would you rather eat a live cockroach once a month or wear underwear made of poison ivy once a year?

Would you rather have to speak in the third person for the rest of your life or always introduce yourself with a different name?

Would you rather have a permanent tattoo of the last thing you searched online or a permanent background soundtrack of the last song you listened to?

Would you rather be followed around by a rain cloud that rains money or a sun that tans people instantly?

Would you rather be able to detect any lie but compelled to point it out or tell only lies on Tuesdays?

Would you rather be able to mentally communicate with animals of your species or physically transform into any animal once a month?

Would you rather have to narrate everything you do in the third person or have someone else narrate your life poorly?

Would you rather every shirt you wear be slightly itchy or every pair of shoes you wear make a loud squeaky noise?

Would you rather have a permanently runny nose or permanently watery eyes?

Would you rather live in a world where everyone knows your thoughts or a world where you know everyone else's thoughts?

Would you rather be the world's best mime or the world's worst opera singer with regular gigs?

Would you rather your belly button played loud music whenever uncovered or your hair changed color based on your mood?

Would you rather sneeze every time someone says your name or hiccup every time you lie?

Would you rather speak in rhymes all the time or sing instead of speak?

Would you rather have a dog that speaks human language or a cat that can cook gourmet meals?

Would you rather be able to eat anything but taste nothing or only eat flavorless nutritional pellets but be able to taste anything you lick?

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

Would you rather have a butler who follows you everywhere narrating your life in a British accent or a theme song that plays whenever you enter a room?

Would you rather have a third functioning arm or a sixth functioning finger on each hand?

Would you rather always have to hop on one foot or crawl using only your elbows?

Would you rather be a famous actor in a terrible sitcom or an extra in an iconic movie?

Would you rather lose all your teeth but get perfect replacements or lose all your hair but get a perfect wig?

Would you rather have to wear a bicycle helmet all the time or floaties on your arms all the time?

Would you rather be incredibly wealthy but work 7 days a week or have just enough money but a 3-day work week?

Would you rather be able to smell colors or taste sounds?

Would you rather give up bathing for a month or give up the internet for a month?

Would you rather have a permanent red nose or permanent blue teeth?

Would you rather your feet constantly produce a squeaky noise like rubber on tile or your hands constantly make a squishy noise like wet sponges?

Would you rather have all your text messages read aloud in a public announcement voice or have all your thoughts for the day summarized and published on social media each night?

Would you rather have a closet that always provides the perfect outfit for any occasion but the outfits disappear at midnight or a pantry that's always stocked with your favorite foods but they all taste slightly different each time?

Would you rather know the history of any object you touch or the future of any person you meet?

Would you rather have a constant laugh track follow you around or a sad trombone sound play after everything you say?

Would you rather be the first person to explore a new planet or the first to discover a hidden civilization on Earth?

Would you rather be able to talk to your pet or your younger self?

Would you rather be a famous movie star with terrible movies or an unknown movie star with critically acclaimed performances?

Would you rather have a magical notebook where anything you sketch becomes real but disappears after an hour or a magical camera where any photo you take becomes a portal to that location for 5 minutes?

Would you rather be able to make any food appear by thinking about it or have clothes instantly clean themselves when dirty?

Would you rather have a bodyguard follow you everywhere but they constantly judge you or a personal assistant who is incredibly helpful but reveals your secrets?

Would you rather swap your hands with your feet or your nose with your belly button?

Would you rather have to always enter rooms doing the moonwalk or always exit rooms doing jazz hands?

Would you rather have unlimited money but be alone or have a perfect relationship but struggle financially?

Would you rather be covered in fur or covered in scales?

Would you rather be a reverse centaur (horse head, human body) or a reverse mermaid (fish head, human legs)?

Would you rather live in a treehouse or in an underground bunker?

Would you rather have a permanent aura visible to everyone that changes color based on your mood or thought bubbles that appear above your head randomly showing your thoughts?

Would you rather have a floating screen that shows what you were doing exactly one year ago or a screen that shows what you'll be doing exactly one year from now?

Would you rather own a watch that tells you how much time you have left to live or a watch that tells you when important moments in your life will occur?

Would you rather be able to correctly predict the weather or correctly predict sports outcomes but never be able to tell anyone?

Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs or legs as short as your fingers?

Would you rather be the best at something that few people do or average at something everyone does?

Would you rather have a toaster that can perfectly toast anything (not just bread) or a microwave that can perfectly cool anything?

Would you rather be reincarnated as a fly or a worm?

Would you rather have taste buds in your fingers or eyeballs in the back of your head?

Would you rather be a one-hit wonder musician or an actor known for a single iconic role?

Would you rather have a personal DJ following you around or a personal narrator for your life?

Would you rather be able to change your appearance at will or be able to change your surroundings at will?

Would you rather be only able to watch the same movie on repeat for the rest of your life or only be able to listen to the same song on repeat?

Would you rather be a famous singer with a terrible voice or a brilliant singer that no one wants to listen to?

Would you rather have a personal soundtrack that everyone can hear or narrate everyone's actions but they can all hear you?

Would you rather have the ability to speak to fruits and vegetables before you eat them or have your food talk back to you while you're eating it?

Would you rather have the ability to speak any language fluently but lose your native language or only speak your native language but understand all languages?

Would you rather have to wear a clown costume to every formal event or speak in rhymes during all job interviews?

Would you rather have hiccups for the rest of your life or always feel like you have to sneeze but never can?

Would you rather be the funniest person in the room or the most intelligent?

Would you rather know every language that currently exists or be able to communicate with animals?

Would you rather be extremely lucky but everyone thinks you're a liar about it or be extremely unlucky but everyone thinks you're exaggerating?

Would you rather never age physically past 25 but still die at a normal age or live to 200 years but age normally?

Would you rather have all traffic lights turn green for you or never have to stand in line again?

Would you rather have the ability to make anyone dance uncontrollably by pointing at them or make anyone yawn by yawning yourself?

Would you rather have a magical wardrobe that contains the perfect outfit for any occasion or a magical kitchen that can cook any meal perfectly?

Would you rather be able to create a copy of any object once a day or create a clone of yourself once a year (but they disappear after 24 hours)?

Would you rather be a character in a soap opera or a reality TV show?

Would you rather have a magical notebook where anything you write comes true but with random side effects or a magical photo album where you can jump into any picture but can't control when you return?

Would you rather live in a house haunted by friendly ghosts or a house watched over by nosy aliens?

Would you rather have eyelashes that grow an inch every day or eyebrows that change color based on your emotions?

Would you rather give up social media forever or give up texting forever?

Would you rather your hands be permanently sticky or permanently slippery?

Would you rather have a magical refrigerator that produces any food on demand but it all tastes slightly off or a magical oven that can cook anything perfectly but takes 5 hours?

Would you rather live in a world without music or a world without movies?

Would you rather have a remote control that can rewind real life by 10 seconds but only works half the time or a remote that can fast forward by 5 minutes but might skip important moments?

Would you rather have a personal cheerleader follow you around shouting compliments or a personal critic pointing out ways you could improve?

Would you rather be able to only ask questions for the rest of your life or only be able to answer questions?

Would you rather live in a world where everyone has superpowers except you or be the only one with superpowers in a world that fears them?

Would you rather always smell like onions or always have onion breath?

Would you rather have a permanent itch you can never scratch or always feel like you're about to fall?

Would you rather be the best at something that annoys everyone or be the worst at something everyone loves?

Would you rather have every movie you watch turn into a musical or every conversation you have become a debate?

Would you rather have a personal chef or a personal masseuse for life?

Would you rather have a house where the floor is lava (actual lava) or a house where the ceiling constantly drips maple syrup?

Would you rather sneeze glitter or burp confetti?

Would you rather be reincarnated as a brick in a port-a-potty or a security camera in an empty museum?

Would you rather have a magical fridge that's always full or a magical wallet that always has enough money for one meal?

Would you rather be physically teleported to anywhere you want once a year or be able to mentally teleport your consciousness into someone else's body for one hour a day?

Would you rather have a button that turns back time by 1 hour but you can only use it once a year or a button that pauses time for everyone but you for 10 minutes but it ages you by a day each time?

Would you rather be a famous person from history or a normal person 500 years in the future?

Would you rather be able to teleport but only to places you've already been, or fly but only at walking speed?

Would you rather have a third eye that can only see the past or a fourth ear that can only hear lies?

Would you rather be transformed into your favorite fictional character or have your favorite fictional character come to life?

Would you rather have a magical salt shaker that makes any food taste perfect or a magical water bottle that makes any drink perfectly refreshing?

Would you rather be able to eat anything without health consequences or never need to sleep?

Would you rather have toast that always lands butter-side up or never lose another sock in the laundry again?

Would you rather speak with a randomly changing accent every day or randomly swap between different languages mid-sentence (that you're somehow fluent in)?

Would you rather be the author of a popular book or the director of a popular movie?

Would you rather have a permanently visible thought bubble above your head that displays your most recent thought or a speech bubble that shows what you really mean regardless of what you say?

Would you rather have a house that cleans itself or a car that drives itself?

Would you rather be able to understand what your pet is thinking or have your pet understand what you're thinking?

Would you rather have edible fingers that regenerate or ears that can pick up satellite signals?

Would you rather be forced to dance whenever you hear music or be forced to sing along to any song you hear?

Would you rather be able to manipulate probability or manipulate gravity?

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